veup:

before tumblr i never knew there were so many things to be offended about

awkwardvagina:

so me and my dad are watching a documentary about a man that killed his children and the presenter turned to the camera and said ‘how could anyone ever think about killing their child’ and my dad sat there looking straight at the tv and said ‘trust me its not difficult’ he then looked at me and sighed

joetrohnam:

Why don’t schools offer a class on how to argue with someone without crying.

(Source: princesskulash)

I’ve mastered the art of not giving a fuck while simultaneously caring way too much

(Source: lordoftheinternet)